Funny snippets from my last week
"Why do 50% of engineers end up in management? Because as we get older, we start to forget all that technical stuff."
"I am NOT empire building"
"So let me get this straight... you don't like coffee, and you don't like tea, so logically you must also dislike hot chocolate because it is also a hot beverage. What? You love hot chocolate? YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE"
Apparently I don't follow the logical rules of beverage preferences.